Happy Weekend! Christmas is over, which means it’s time to reset this house! Any volunteers to come help me clean?! 🧼 (don’t forget to swipe! >)
2024-12-28 18:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy Friday evening vlog! Sorry, my adhd took over and this went in many different directions I was not expecting! Here's the TL;DR:
- How soon is too soon to take down xmas decorations? 🎄
- How cute is Jack with his fresh cut? 🐶
- Who is a fan of The Office? ☕️
- What do you want to know about me?! ❓
- LIVES! Yay or nay? And give me the 411 pleeease! 🤔
#1 rule in baking: always lick up the batter! 👅
2024-12-24 18:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re getting warmer…🍑
Happy Christmas Eve, babieeees! 🎄
2 days till Christmas! Which means it’s time to bake something yummy for Santa. 🎅🏼 Luckily I have a signature treat. 🤤 Who can guess what it is??
2024-12-23 11:55:10 +0000 UTC View PostStory time! Do you guys mind if I start using this page as a personal vlog? 🙃
2024-12-20 23:41:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t mind me. Just casuallyyyyy checking if Santa left me the presents that I so very clearly deserve after my performance on the north pole… 🎁 (don’t forget to swipe! >)
2024-12-12 22:18:12 +0000 UTC View PostMommy kissing Santa Clause 🎅🏼😘
2024-12-10 11:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone was a bit impatient and couldn’t wait until Christmas to pay me a visit…🎅🏼
Who’s ready to get into the holly jolly spirit this week?! 🤗🎁
Been practicing my slo-mo edits if you haven’t noticed. How do we like them??
Also pls send help - J’s idea of contributing to the household chores is whipping out the camera. 🙄😩
4’11” (and a half) means I need to use the stool to reach the other side of the counter 😭
Bad for me. Good for you. At least there’s balance 🤷🏻♀️😘
Happy Saturday, my loves! Look at me being all domesticated! 🧼 On cleaning duty this weekend to get the house ready for Christmas and bringing y’all along with me! 😊🎄
2024-12-07 13:41:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope ya'll enjoyed my solo vid from earlier! Just your regular reminder that I am a perfectly normal, sweet suburban soccer momma. ☺️
2024-12-04 21:33:03 +0000 UTC View Post
There was sooo much pent up sexual energy from the weekend (see my last post) I was finally able to release it last night. 🥵 Who wants to see??
Oh and good morning! 😇🩵
Ok, real talk. This long weekend was a struggle! We had family in town staying with us and barely got a second alone. Here’s me silently panicking when I thought my mom would interrupt us during the video we posted this AM 😅😫
BUT we have our house back to ourselves as of about an hour ago and are so excited for a fun month ahead! 🎄Hope y’all had a great Monday! 😘
(Swipe >) What list would you put me on? ✅
2024-11-30 12:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostThankful for…you!
Seriously, I am so appreciative of all of your love and support, and hope you are genuinely enjoying what we’re doing here! Thank you for being here!! ♥️💦
(I had planned to have a Thanksgiving sex tape ready for you this morning but had some technical difficulties last night. Coming soon! For now, enjoy this little audio of me giving myself an orgasm. 😇😘)
Thankful for…a sense of humor. 😘
(I had the great idea it would be sexy to spin on the chair. That was not the case.)
Thankful for...jiggles. 😈
(if you listen with sound up, you can hear my excellent suggestion for a caption...this one might have to go up on the socials just for that ☺️)
Thankful for…the food on this table. 🍽️
2024-11-27 15:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Thankful for…an ass that won’t quit. 🍑
2024-11-27 14:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I am respectful enough to not spam your feed on Thanksgiving, but not so much the day before. Let’s give some thanks and have some fun today, shall we? 🤗
For this I am thankful for…sex hair. 🥵
Thankful for...my momma. Who I get it from. 👑
(swipe > for more angles!)
Happy weekend! I have something in the works for you all and am suuuper excited about it! 💜😈
In the meantime, here’s some ass. 😘
Ok, what do we think of the lavender? 💜 and are we liking pose 1 or 2?
2024-11-20 21:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope y’all enjoyed the tribute series! 💙💦
Tributes always welcome in the DMs 😇
