Current State of Affairs: - Left coffee cup in the freezer (..
Added 2025-04-25 20:51:34 +0000 UTCCurrent State of Affairs: - Left coffee cup in the freezer (again) - Found a half-eaten protein bar in my tattoo ink case - Realized my "organized chaos" system is just chaos 🔥 Today’s Unhinged Moments: 1. Tried to meditate – ended up mentally redesigning my apartment to look like a witch’s apothecary 2. Client said "surprise me" on a tattoo design – gave them a gothic Hello Kitty (they were weirdly into it) 3. Got into a heated debate with my reflection about whether black lipstick counts as "business casual" 🎨 Creative Spiral of the Day: - Debating whether my next big project should be: ✦ A blacklight-reactive mural of the Seven Deadly Sins ✦ A jewelry line made from architectural blueprints and guitar strings ✦ A "Tinder for tattoos" app where you swipe on flash designs 🍝 Existential Noodles: - If I listen to darkwave while eating spaghetti, does that make it gothic cuisine? - Can I claim "artistic possession" when my hand moves on its own during tattoos? - Why does eyeliner smudge exactly 0.3 seconds after applying it? (*Cosmic joke?*) 🔮 Oracle Card Pull: The Hanged Man. The Tower. The Fool. Translation: "You’re either about to have a breakthrough or need to call a therapist. Maybe both."
